The Meyer Monkeys: MOded.

Monday, November 10

MOded.

7:30 am

Here's another one of my infamous substitute experiences.

I got to my job site (a local high school) and got the key and attendance folder from the secretary. She warned me that the room I would be in is very SMALL. When I got there, I immediately think she forgot to mention CLAUSTROPHOBIC and STUFFY because there were absolutely NO WINDOWS. Oh and it looked like a storage room (as you can see from the picture above). When the last bell rang I had NO STUDENTS in class. On a day like this I actually wanted students to monitor! So I waited and waited and waited. When 15 minutes of nothing got to me I busted out my camera and documented my torturous experience. Then about 15 minutes til the next class began a security guy opened the door and said something like, "You're in the wrong class. The students are waiting for you in another class." I guess I should have known because there was NO LESSON PLAN to be seen anywhere and I was in an empty room. I felt like a DORK. AGAIN. Even though it wasn't my fault.

4 comments:

Ui said...: buahahahahaha....WINNER!!! u get the award for BEST substitute ever! but uhhhh did the students call the security guard looking for the teacher? if they did....why would they do that? WHO does that?! hahahaha; November 13, 2008 at 3:48 AM
Johnson Family said...: Poor Karen...lol!!! At least you weren't in that room the entire day! You know what they say, "Better late than never!!" hahaha; November 13, 2008 at 7:14 AM
Jess said...: hahahaha! very funny!; November 13, 2008 at 4:15 PM
liko said...: oh my gosh, karen!!! that sounds like something that would happen to me! haha, glad you made the best of the whole situation. love the pics.; November 14, 2008 at 3:32 PM

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My Bucket List

Here's a list of 101 things I want to do before I turn 28.
Start Date: July 1, 2008
End Date: July 1, 2011

1. Do a temple session once a week for a month.
2. Buy a temple dress.
3. Go on a "real" camping trip in the mountains.
4. Enroll in masters program (speech pathology or teaching?).
5. Send birthday cards on time to family.
6. Get Scotty potty trained.
7. Go on a surf trip with Brett and Scotty and Matai.
8. Do volunteer work for at least 20 hours.
9. Get Brett and I Life Insurance policies.
10. Learn to make a VERY delicious dinner.
11. Teach Scotty to swim or at least to float.
12. Surf at least once a week for a month.
13. Do the lemon detox.
14. Do Yoga three times a week for a month.
15. Learn to make a VERY delicious dessert.
16. Eat nothing but organic for a week.
17. Do a family photo shoot of Brett, Scotty, Matai, and I.
18. Reuse my Trader Joes paper bags every time I go.
19. Re-learn the hula dance Maunaleo.
20. Build a little vegetable garden.
21. Make three 72 hour emergency kits.
22. Learn different ways to purify water.
23. Learn how to shoot a gun/shotgun.
24. Read the BOM/D&C/Pearl.
25. Have family home evening every monday for a month.
26. Get my geneology done on my Dad's side.
27. Date night once a week for a month with Brett.
28. Read 2 books each month for 4 months.
29. Pay my tithing on time.
30. Buy Scotty 10 new books.
31. Do 100 push ups every day for a month.
32. Go to a spa and get a massage.
33. Get a pedicure.
34. Learn to play 2 hymns on the piano.
35. Blog everyday for a month.
36. Bear my testimony in Church.
37. Don't argue with Brett for a month.
38. Buy a better camera.
39. Buy a dress.
40. Make a little book of poetry.
41. Do some kind of creative writing everyday for a month.
42. Learn to do basic sewing and make a shirt.
43. Learn how to use the Excel program.
44. Get annual Disneyland passes (Matai's free!).
45. Get our family to see a dentist.
46. Take a trip to Utah and visit family and friends.
47. Save money for a down payment on a reasonable house.
48. Pass the CSET test.
49. Keep track of ALL our spending for a month.
50. Be at Church 10 minutes early for a month.
51. Get Scotty's shot record.
52. Buy a nice picture of Christ.
53. Buy Scotty his own bed.
54. Make Scotty and Matai Halloween costumes.
55. Take a walk with Scotty and Matai every night for a month.
56. Go to a museum.
57. Have a picnic at a park.
58. Frame some of Scotty's art work.
59. Go fishing.
60. Take Scotty to the doctor for a routine checkup.
61. Teach Scotty to recognize all the letters in the alphabet.
62. Run in a marathon.
63. Go hiking.
64. Get Brett to write ONE entry in our blog.
65. Take a trip to Mexico.
66. Take a trip to Central America.
67. Make another bebe.
68. Get a real estate license.
69. Get an ESL certificate.
70. Buy our first home.
7 1. Buy a more reliable car.
72. Teach Scotty how to write some letters in the alphabet.
73. Learn how to say 20 phrases in Samoan.
74. Make a short surf video of Brett and I.
75. Take pictures of Brett and I surfing.
76. Buy a video camera, again.
77. Get Scotty's picture taken with Mickey, Goofy, and Donald. 8. Get Scotty's picture with Santa Claus.
79. Do a photo shoot with all my side of the family.
80. Learn how to do the Taualuga properly. hehe.
81. Get Scotty to learn the Sasa.
82. Work as a teacher or speech pathologist.
83. Learn how to change a tire on a car properly.
84. Learn how to change the oil in a car properly.
85. Take our car to get a tune up.
86. Do a reunion with my family.
87. Renew my drivers license before August 31.
88. Make Gingerbread houses with Scotty.
89. Read the Old Testament.
90. Read the New Testament.
91. Get our kids picture taken with the Easter Bunny.
92. Go to a Lakers Game with Brett.
93. Create a private blog to record my testimonies.
94. Comment regularly on all my friends blogs.
95. Make a list of 5 different things I'm thankful for each day for a month.
96. Give something away to a total stranger in need.
97. Re-learn how to give CPR on adults and children properly.
98. Pray with Scotty and Brett twice a day for a month.
99. Read scriptures with Brett once a day for a month.
100. Share my testimony with a stranger.
101. Go snowboarding.